Aide : Mr President, I think you should take a look at this photograph.
Dubya : Gee whiz, can't you see I'm busy? Ive seen hundreds of these goddam satellite photos from Iraqi mosques before - why would I wanna look at this one?
Aide : That's just it, Mr President - this is not taken from Iraq, it's from outside a police station here in Washington.
Dubya : Huh? What are they all doing there?
Aide : They're waiting to give their statements claiming that they were somehow involved in 9/11, sir.