It's a whale of a movie!
It will earn its plaice in film history!
It's the current box office smash!
It's a masterpiece in all departments, especially the whiting!!!
Seriously though, "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie" is a Perfect Two Hours Wasted for the kid in all of us. Which is a good thing. I just got back from the cinema with my two and I strongly recommend it.
What? You mean you ACTUALLY want to know the PLOT?
The Evil Plankton steals King Neptune's crown and Our Heroes Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Starfish set off on a daredevil mission to get it back from Shell City.
Oh, and David Hasselhoff makes a right (and a left) tit of himself.